i was literally just going to text you to ask you about a requirement for this paper but then i remembered that you aren’t here
Q: How do Texas gun laws compare to those in other states?
A: More gunzzzzzzzz
jaminorrallsex said: A+ imagery. I hope they’re really frilly sweaters too
yeah I mean one’s a little lady and one’s a little boy dog and I hope so too. I’ll have the hockey man text me a picture later and I’ll let you know.
ps it’s day two of the icepocalypse in dallas
work has no power so really the only thing to do is to eat copious amounts of pancakes and nap some more
so my dad has this friend who played for the blackhawks and for the stars and won the stanley cup and yadda yadda yadda so basically he’s a tough motherfucker
my dad and him are hunting in some remote texas location and it’s like 4 below and this guy took his dogs with him but
they’re not big ol hunting dogs they’re little tiny boston terriers and my dad says that they both have little coats on and like
the thought of this big tough hockey player man going to petsmart to go get two tiny doggy coats made me just laugh a lot
edit: the coats are red and plaid.
Woke up and the power had gone out in the house so I couldn’t blow dry my bangs or anything and my brother took a shower by candlelight and I had to manually open the garage door to get my car out.
It’s literally so cold outside and it’s supposed to rain and ice and shit and everyone in Texas gets so scared but like my dad’s from Chicago so I can drive on ice and shit like LET’S GO I’m ready to finish this week man. I was having a smoke, though, and I had to stomp it out because I couldn’t tell where the smoke ended and my breath began. Currently thawing out in my car.